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Two Big Brother tribes go to war
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The horrifying Sree and Noirin “thing” has now progressed so incorrigibly that it’s cracked the house into two warring factions.
It was last night’s Tudor party – in which Siavash played the role of King Henry VIII – when it kicked off “royally” over the booze. The small spat over shindig spirits soon spiralled out of control, and after a bit of tit-for-tat turmoil the fracas hit flashpoint and Sree threatened to quit the show. Threatened!?
When boots where eventually cooled, the pair returned to the bedroom to find everyone else preparing to call it a night. Sree set up base camp at one end of the room where he was joined by Charlie, Karly and the ever-supportive Lisa.
Noirin positioned her “army” at the opposite end of the room. Siavash and Halfwit provided defence with wolf man Marcus taking the front line and growling menacingly at the enemy.
Lisa offered counsel to the growingly tiresome Sree: “Just stay in the house and enjoy your time. Be strong, like a lion." Maybe if he grows a mane, Marcus will think Sree’s turned into Lion-O from Thundercats and run scared.
Noirin’s side was clearly getting bored of Sree’s vacuous threats about leaving. Siavash told him: “If you want to go then just f***ing go.”
Mop-top Kris also showed little sympathy for Sree’s threats of leaving the house, considering him ungrateful and lamenting: “All those people who went for auditions…”!
by Dan Curley, Wednesday 24 June 2009
Picture: WENN
